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Saturday, September 04, 2004

Love Letter

Winner ka Jojo at nahanap mo to! I just have to publish this is my own blog din. By the way folks, welcome to Jojo and Emi, ang mga bloggers during working hours.


The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original,unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with feelings...

October 1996

To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.
Why? What reason you can think about but you're
very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only
use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize
that he really can't not beared or stomached to be
with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he
could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his
walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he
go home or this or that. And then he say he get ashame
to met iether in school or in his family and then asking
you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you
hate it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he
knows about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl"
of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do
not have the right to called me whatsoever or else
different name one time or the other for the real
purposed to insults my personality because I'm
never call you names iether in the front of Dennis
or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already
to calling me different name, I don't have any
other choice but to call you other different name
to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,
OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame
to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not
blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because
I am the more sexier than you when you look to
us in the mirror. I'mrepeat a gain that you are like
Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And
the final is me. There you go.

2 comments:

  1. Talented multi-tasker kami ni jojo! :P

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  2. All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl =)

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